I made this one up as I ran this morning. You have to imagine it as a conversation between me and someone else, someone who loves lame jokes. Maybe it’s a conversation between me and myself. Who knows?
Me: I don’t like running by the Catholic church in Mass.
Lame Joker: But there was only one of you!
Ha. Haha. Do you get it? En masse? Bahaha.
I would have chuckled to myself had I not been so out of breath.