On the night of March 30, two hours after I fell asleep, I woke up and suddenly realized Several Key Facts about my circumstances.
- I was at work at Payne’s.
- My name was Arthur Conan Doyle.
- Mark Gatiss and Mycroft Holmes were sitting in booth number 13, and I need to bring them their coffee immediately.
I set out from my bed to do so.
And then I stepped on Jessie’s neck.